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Unread postPosted: May 16th, 2012, 7:16 am 
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Sex sucks on a foam mattress, but people keep buying them.

Forget the chastity belt -- turns out a memory foam mattress might work just as well at preventing sexual interludes. Masses of unsatisfied humpers are complaining about the lack of traction on this type of mattress that makes doing the deed "like trying to do it in quicksand." According to one sex therapist, "There's a lack of resistance for the knees and feet. And whoever is on the bottom is sinking into the bed." There's also the heat factor, as the high-tech, NASA-developed material heats up when you roll around, making for a fairly sweaty experience. Despite all this sexual frustration, sales of the marshmallow-y product are surging, and for good reason: They're great for sleeping. Memory foam now claims 20 percent of the mattress market-share pie.

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1. Nothing wrong with working up a good sweat!
2. Note to self: ixnay on the memory foam. =)) =)) =)) =))
3. I'm sure the people that keep buying them aren't having sex. =))

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Who is having sex with foam mattresseseseseseses? Who am I to judge but the really should try it with another person, even a doll rather than a mattress.

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Unread postPosted: May 16th, 2012, 10:47 am 


I tried it on a memory foam mattress once but I don't remember if I liked it or not.


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SmokinJoe wrote:
I tried it on a memory foam mattress once but I don't remember if I liked it or not.

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SmokinJoe wrote:
I tried it on a memory foam mattress once but I don't remember if I liked it or not.


maybe it was a "second"..not a good top of the line... :D

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♥mom♥ wrote:
SmokinJoe wrote:
I tried it on a memory foam mattress once but I don't remember if I liked it or not.


maybe it was a "second"..not a good top of the line... :D

HEY, it lasted more than a second!


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SmokinJoe wrote:
♥mom♥ wrote:
SmokinJoe wrote:
I tried it on a memory foam mattress once but I don't remember if I liked it or not.


maybe it was a "second"..not a good top of the line... :D

HEY, it lasted more than a second!


and yet you dont remember...... oh look a cookie..... :D now what were we talking about

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♥mom♥ wrote:
SmokinJoe wrote:
♥mom♥ wrote:
SmokinJoe wrote:
I tried it on a memory foam mattress once but I don't remember if I liked it or not.


maybe it was a "second"..not a good top of the line... :D

HEY, it lasted more than a second!


and yet you dont remember...... oh look a cookie..... :D now what were we talking about


I thunk it were"

getting youre cookies on a memory foam mattress- but you don"t member if it were only a second that you don"t member- cuz the sex sucked- an you don't suck on a memory mattress if my memory re-members-- butt your sinking and sweating in memory-

Iz that it? :p :D

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Unread postPosted: May 16th, 2012, 9:22 pm 


Well, I, uh, but uh, what I meant was, uh, but I'm glad you're fired up. Damn teleprompter!


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:)) :)) :))
Never had a problem with the Tempur-Pedic. :D The "sink in factor" is definitely exaggerated here and it's great for people with bad knees. :-bd

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